Released: 1997
Shania Twain’s “That Don’t Impress Me Much” is a sassy anthem about not being easily swayed by superficial qualities. The song pokes fun at men who think they’re impressive due to their intelligence, looks, or possessions, but lack the deeper qualities that truly matter.
The song kicks off with Shania talking about guys who think they’re smart. She’s met a few who believe they’re geniuses, but she finds their know-it-all attitude annoying. She’s not impressed by someone who thinks they’re a rocket scientist if they don’t have the emotional connection, or “the touch.”
Next, Shania takes a jab at guys obsessed with their appearance. She mentions a guy who carries a mirror and comb everywhere, and uses too much hair gel. Even if he looks like Brad Pitt, she’s not impressed if he lacks warmth and depth.
The third verse targets car enthusiasts. Shania describes a guy who loves his car so much he makes her take off her shoes before getting in. She can’t believe he kisses his car goodnight. Having a fancy car doesn’t impress her if there’s no real connection.
Throughout the song, Shania repeats the idea that having brains, looks, or a nice car isn’t enough. She emphasizes the need for genuine connection and warmth, which she believes are more important than superficial traits.
The song’s catchy chorus and playful tone make it clear that Shania values substance over style. She uses humor and sarcasm to drive home her point, making it a memorable and empowering track for anyone who’s ever felt unimpressed by superficial charm.
